Ain't got no news. Don't know no nothin'. Ain't too smart, neither. Rocks in a box smart. Me no rock, but with nicks, chips, worn edges, however...solid core, me thinks...hopes.
I broke down and turned the A/C on this afternoon. It was 88 degrees and humid. The hot weather is way too early and my clock radio quit, but I woke up anyway. It was set for 6:30 and I woke up at 6:51. Sometimes my inner clock works: sometimes not.
Now you have all the news I know and are smarter than me as you know more about my business/life, than I do. So, keep it a secret, OK? If you keep all my secrets I will give you/send you your very own box of rocks as your just reward. I'll even scrub the rocks for you.
NOW I SAY TO YOU
THAT YOU ARE PETER
(WHICH MEANS ROCK)
AND UPON THIS ROCK
I WILL BUILD MY CHURCH,
AND THE GATES OF HELL
SHALL NOT PREVAIL.
Matt. 16: 18
So....are you sure I can't interest you in a nice box of rocks?
They are almost free you know. One box of rocks, hardly worn down by the passage of time and usage...just for the small price of a few sincere prayers. A very fair and modest price, don't you think? For a good, solid rock?
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